I should be sponsored by Trojan
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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