ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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