so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
