ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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