She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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