It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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