drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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