My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You were trust falling into bushes
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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