just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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