Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
