Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Two words: blizzard sex
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Randomize
