I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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