i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
