Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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