My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
