your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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