Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
home. puking in laundry basket.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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