I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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