is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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