Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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