Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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