I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
