how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
