She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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