Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I need a burrito and a hug.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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