i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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