I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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