Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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