Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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