when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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