also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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