I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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