well most of my day revolves around power hour
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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