Do you still have your period?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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