She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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