Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You're a waste of cheezeits
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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