We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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