And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
