Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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