You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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