Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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