? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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