He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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