I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Randomize
