I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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