She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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