How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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