he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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