I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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