Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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